Last time I saw D, he was wearing a pink shirt.
Seeing as how Cesar and I had just been talking about guys who wear pink shirts the day before, I was prematurely worked up about the whole situation. I guess that's why this comment made so much sense at the time:
"Nice shirt, it really brings out your vagina."
Tee hee. I made a funny.
*If you're not familiar with my original new line, you can find it here.
P.S. Last night, D told me he was going out to dinner for work. He likes to taunt me so he said, "Guess what shirt I'm wearing." Of course, I guessed right on: "The vagina shirt?" His reply? "Yeah, it's my power business shirt."
Yes darlin', the vagina = power. But we already knew that.