Wednesday, May 24, 2006

2 Easy Steps to Achieving Instant 'Putz' Status

1). Spend entire night entertaining friends by talking mad trash about your roommate.
2). Come home to find out his 26-year old brother died minutes before in a car accident.

7 comments:

badmammajamma said...

OH GOD!!!! That is horrible. Although your roommate does sound like a total ass, nobody deserves that kind of tragedy. That's really horribly sad.

Chad said...

Ouch.

Thinking again... Yeah, Ouch.

You're a Dick Gigi.

bufflo said...

Gigi's got a dick?

Ben said...

That's exactly why I don't talk shit about anyone unless I *really* loathe their entire existence.

I agree, I don't think putz is the word you're looking for. When I think putz, I think of a goofy dolt.

Asshole, jerk, bitch, turd, scumbag are all much better words. No worries, I still like you. And it's good that you feel guilty about it.

Gigi said...

Feel free to use my blog as a forum on which to spout your philosophical virtues and hermaphroditic dreams.

Hee hee. I am so clever. I even make up my own words.

And yes, Ben - I loathe his entire existence, but I still can't help feelin' sorry for the poor bastard. I guess that's just my kind nature though. Wink, wink.

team gingerbread said...

I have a tendency to stick my foot in my mouth too.

I once slyly turned to a disabled girl in my Phys. Ed lab and whined how I wished I was disabled so I wouldn't have to do the lame exercise...

Oops!

Ben said...

Wow, Ginger, that even tops Gigi's....