In effort to outshine his teacher (me), the student (D), came up with a brilliant line today.
I was on the phone with D earlier when he was ordering a 1/4 pound of cheese from the deli. I asked if I heard him order goat cheese, a bit confused because he's a swiss cheese kinda guy.
D: "No, no babe. I didn't order goat cheese, but I'll buy you all the cheese you want if you move here."
Me: "Really? Well then, I'd have to up my cheese consumption ratio from 1 lb a week to about 4 lbs a week if it's on you."
(This is where D's new line comes into fruition)
D: "Why don't I just knock you up tonight, milk you and then make cheese out of it?"
Oh, how I laughed.