Saturday, May 13, 2006

Introducing: D's New Line

In effort to outshine his teacher (me), the student (D), came up with a brilliant line today.

I was on the phone with D earlier when he was ordering a 1/4 pound of cheese from the deli. I asked if I heard him order goat cheese, a bit confused because he's a swiss cheese kinda guy.

D: "No, no babe. I didn't order goat cheese, but I'll buy you all the cheese you want if you move here."

Me: "Really? Well then, I'd have to up my cheese consumption ratio from 1 lb a week to about 4 lbs a week if it's on you."

(This is where D's new line comes into fruition)

D: "Why don't I just knock you up tonight, milk you and then make cheese out of it?"


Oh, how I laughed.

2 comments:

bufflo said...

That's disgusting, especially if you were planning to eat that same cheese.

badmammajamma said...

Hmm. I actually find this comment funnier than the "new line" that you specified:

D: "No, no babe. I didn't order goat cheese, but I'll buy you all the cheese you want if you move here."


Next time I know a single guy that's trying to impress the ladies, I'll say "Dude, just tell her that you'll buy her all the cheese she wants if she'll go out with you." I think that would've worked on me back in my single days. After all, who turns down cheese? Well, except someone who's lactose intolerant, but you don't want one of those problematic bitches anyway.