1). Spend entire night entertaining friends by talking mad trash about your roommate.
2). Come home to find out his 26-year old brother died minutes before in a car accident.
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4 comments:
Ouch.
Thinking again... Yeah, Ouch.
You're a Dick Gigi.
Feel free to use my blog as a forum on which to spout your philosophical virtues and hermaphroditic dreams.
Hee hee. I am so clever. I even make up my own words.
And yes, Ben - I loathe his entire existence, but I still can't help feelin' sorry for the poor bastard. I guess that's just my kind nature though. Wink, wink.
I have a tendency to stick my foot in my mouth too.
I once slyly turned to a disabled girl in my Phys. Ed lab and whined how I wished I was disabled so I wouldn't have to do the lame exercise...
Oops!
Wow, Ginger, that even tops Gigi's....
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