Last night I joined some of the girls I work with for (way too many) drinks.
Here are some of the funnier things that were said after barriers had been properly demolished:
"I think you come off as a total bitch... But, I can tell you that because I love you."
"It's completely superficial. You know, you're good looking and dress trendy. That's why everyone hates you."
About My Boss:
"I was in the car with her [the boss] once and she was talking about her crack and heroine addict friend. Then she threw it out there that her crack and heroine days are long gone.."
"I went to a party with her [the boss] and we were talking to a guy - one of her friends. When she went up to use the bathroom, he said 'Man, last time I saw her we were having sex on the pool table at some bar.'"
"She [the boss] was surprised to learn that I had only tried ecstacy. She told me that she used to do everything."
The definition of PR Work
"We get our clients a bunch of media ass."
About a Girl Who Wasn't There:
"Hello, ever heard of veneers?!"
In conclusion: I love catty bitches. After all, I am one.
After reading this, Bufflo IM'd me and the following was clarified:
bufflo (12:17:38 PM): you dress trendy?
gigi (12:17:42 PM): no
gigi (12:17:49 PM): not reallly
gigi (12:17:54 PM): i just have big boobs