Doorman: "Damn girl, you're looking fine today with that slit all up your skirt."
Me: "Thanks - but the damned construction workers outside are hassling me!"
Doorman: "They're hassling you? Or, you're hassling them? Depends on your perspective."
Me: "Oooohhhhhh..."
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Just tell them if your skirt was any shorter, they'd be able to see your 'third leg.' They'll get back to work. Or maybe just curl up in a ball in a cold shower with all of their clothes on, crying for their mother.
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