Before the World Ends ... Some More Expressive Emoticons, Please?

Skeeze (12:33:11 PM): AN ASTEROID HALF A MILE WIDE WILL PASS NEAR EARTH ON THE MORNING OF JULY 3RD
skeeze (12:33:25 PM): NO COLLISION IS EXPECTED
gigi (12:33:29 PM): that's nice
Skeeze (12:33:44 PM): WE'RE ALL FUCKED ANYWAY
Skeeze (12:33:49 PM): SOMEDAY
gigi (12:33:58 PM): precisely - at least i'll be with D
Skeeze (12:34:09 PM): HOW ROMANTIC
gigi (12:34:18 PM): You were thinking the same thing about Candie - don't lie
Skeeze (12:34:41 PM): NO, I WAS THINKING "WHY IN THE HELL DOES IM NOT HAVE A PUKING FACE?"