I have won Germany's affection with my stalker articles below. If you take a gander up top (I have pasted it into the body as well in case it changes), you'll notice that my Google ad is a German one. That's right, I'm international now, baby!
Germany's very concise satellite, verbalization system* picked up the words "stop" and "stalking" and decided that my blog would be an appropriate place to advertise whatever the hell this is:
DSA Amsterdam Stalking stoppen? Unieke methode! Bekend van televisie. 020-5616236
Ads by Goooooogle
I couldn't agree more. I bring business to the masses.
*I made this system up, as it turns out.