Wednesday, August 02, 2006

L.A. County Sheriffs Have Bigger Fish to Fry

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This morning, my cousin told me she thinks Mel Gibson's drunk driving offense is being veiled by his Anti-Semitic comments. I've come to learn that it's actually being veiled by Ashlee [sic] Simpons's nose.

More on Mel and Ashlee [sic] can be found here.
And lastly, while Mel trashes Jews, this guy immitates them - reiterating the fact that mimicry will always be the sincerest form of flattery (and a job).

11 comments:

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Gigi said...

Nice, a bigot without enough balls to post his name.

A Concerned Fan said...

Bigots don't have balls, they have little, wrinkled Mel Gibsons.

Viragosilverado said...

Gigi... Your Mold, looks like you have a leak, is there an apartment above yours, I noticed the tub on the other side of the wall, which may put a bathroom above yours. You have to stop the water, then get the mold.

btw... i really don't care about Mel Gibson, or Ashlee Simpison.

Gigi said...

Viragosilverado: Yeah, it's definitely a water leak, but water leads to mold, so...

I don't care about either one either. I doubt most people do.

Slinky Redfoot said...

why has no one referanced the great scene from The Big Lebowski, in which the Dude has a run-in with the Malibu chief of police?
CHIEF'S OFFICE

The Dude is hurled against the chief's desk, which he bounces
off of, to come to rest more or less seated in a facing chair.

His wallet is tossed onto the desk.

The chief leans forward, takes the wallet and sorts through
it with disgusted incredulity.

CHIEF
This is your only I.D.?

He is looking at the Ralph's Shopper's Club card.

DUDE
I know my rights.

CHIEF
You don't know shit, Lebowski.

DUDE
I want a fucking lawyer, man. I
want Bill Kunstler.

CHIEF
What are you, some kind of sad-assed
refugee from the fucking sixties?

DUDE
Uh-huh.

CHIEF
Mr. Treehorn tells us that he had to
eject you from his garden party,
that you were drunk and abusive.

DUDE
That guy treats women like objects,
man.

CHIEF
Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in
this town, Lebowski. You don't draw
shit. We got a nice quiet beach
community here, and I aim to keep it
nice and quiet. So let me make
something plain. I don't like you
sucking around bothering our citizens,
Lebowski. I don't like your jerk-
off name, I don't like your jerk-off
face, I don't like your jerk- off
behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-
off --do I make myself clear?

The Dude stares.

DUDE
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

The Chief hurls his steaming mug of coffee at the Dude. It
hits him in the forehead with a thud, the scalding coffee
splashing everywhere.

The Chief is already up off his chair, rounding the desk.

DUDE
--Ow! Fucking fascist!

The Chief slaps him twice.

CHIEF
Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski!

He kicks the chair out from under the Dude, and then starts
kicking at him.

CHIEF
Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat! Keep
your ugly fucking goldbricking ass
out of my beach community!

Gigi said...

Slinky, darling: I love your passion!

Did you have that memorized? If so, you get major extra credit.

I never was a big fan of the Big Lebowski. Mostly because my ex and his friends used to love it and embarrassed the hell out of me when we'd go to bars. "We'll take 4 Caucasions. Har, har, har." I wasn't so much embarrassed about them calling them Caucasions. It was more so that they were drinking bitch drinks. Ya feel me?

Anonymous said...

careful! There's a beverage here, man!

Slinky Redfoot said...

bitch drinks are yummy but they give me terrible hangovers. And yes, Big Lebowski is the new Fletch.

Sunny said...

Lebowski rocks.

Here's a bang-on analysis: "Alcohol doesn't create or impose ideas. Alcohol releases ideas. The more deeply ingrained the ideas, the more explosive their release under the influence. In vino veritas, Mr. Gibson."

Richard Levick's Take

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