The Skeeze Lives in a Cave, Episode #4421.

The Skeeze--shown here in his natural habitat.*

Me: Katie Couric kind of annoys me.
The Skeeze: Who's Katie Couric?
Me: Are you kidding me?
The Skeeze: Well, she's obviously not that famous if I haven't heard of her.
Me: You know, it wouldn't kill you to jump on the NYTimes.com once a day to see what's going on around you.
The Skeeze: Whatever, you're just too easily impressed by people on TV.
Me: No, I'm just too easily unimpressed with people sitting on my couch.

*Okay fine, this is not the Skeeze.