I told you about the new scaffold on my building a few days ago. I also predicted its implications: Construction workers on my soil. I was right.
What you see here, my friends, is the window in my office. Outside of it? Construction worker feet! This has to be a product of some serioulsly bad karma. Me, out of all people. Me, who is on a constant mission to rid the world of construction workers, and now this! It makes no sense.
By the way, when this guy saw the flash, he looked into the window and started waving. He thinks I want him. Great.
Just thought I'd share.
In other news, the doorman in my building has made it a habit of calling me "sexy" when no one else is around. When people are around he won't make eye contact with me. When they're gone, he looks at me lustfully and says "You lookin' sexy today, girl." It's not uncomfortable at all.
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Hmmm I thought you liked construction workers? This is what I get for only reading the headlines and looking at the pictures.
Anyway, you totally deserve it! You tease! Muahaha!
Not enough support for the anti construction worker on the board.
It should be known that only %50 of construction workers are actually working. The others are lingering on the sidelines and hollering at decent working women who want nothing to do with them while they collect a tiny paycheck that does nothing more than disguise the much larger one that they are getting from the fat man in the suit that will have you killed when you figure out what those guys are reallys there for.
...oh, shit... Have I figured too much out?
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