I told you about the new scaffold on my building a few days ago. I also predicted its implications: Construction workers on my soil. I was right.
What you see here, my friends, is the window in my office. Outside of it? Construction worker feet! This has to be a product of some serioulsly bad karma. Me, out of all people. Me, who is on a constant mission to rid the world of construction workers, and now this! It makes no sense.
By the way, when this guy saw the flash, he looked into the window and started waving. He thinks I want him. Great.
Just thought I'd share.
In other news, the doorman in my building has made it a habit of calling me "sexy" when no one else is around. When people are around he won't make eye contact with me. When they're gone, he looks at me lustfully and says "You lookin' sexy today, girl." It's not uncomfortable at all.