I am trying to sell a bed frame I recently purchased. I ordered it over the Internet - it was a bit of an impulse buy. Now that it's arrived, I realize that it doesn't go with any of my other oak furniture. I can't send it back. The bed frame is 100% hand carved and imported from India. The mattress is orthopedic, brand new, and hasn't been slept on. I thought I would give you all first dibs, but if you know of anyone else who might be interested please forward this, as I'd like to sell it ASAP. I haven't named a price yet, but if you're interested let me know and we'll work something out. Anyway, have a look.
I don't know that my being disturbed is a direct effect of the fact that it was my DAD who sent me a picture of penis-engraved bedposts, or if it was because my Mormon grandfather was CC'd on the mass email. It could also be a result of the fact that this 'forward' followed directly behind a first, which was titled, "My colonoscopy." Oy vay. My family is indeed a sick one.
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No way I could fit my mouth over that... er, or... uh... I'd never be able to sleep surrounded by such towering oak intimidation... magnificence.
A testimant to male presence. I'm going buy one now!
Truly mouth watering comes to mind!
Whoa. Seriously? For some reason, I suddenly feel flushed and sweaty.
After getting over the creep factor, I think a lot girls would get sexually aroused by this bed.
No matter what they say, girls dig big things. Cocks, bank accounts, alimonies...
bufflo, don't forget SUVs and diamonds. Oh yeah, and man tits.
Yes, man tits are on the top of any classy lady's list. I know they're on mine...
Wouldn't it be wonderful if the poles vibrate as well?
And is the person, who I presume is a man, selling the bed because of the inferiority complex he suffers against such err, giant stalks?
Have to say though, I totally agree with Buffalo. The bigger the better baby.
I just fell in love with Paulina.
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