Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Corrections

Life Regurgitated stands corrected on two accounts of improper reporting. Apologies have been extended to the affected parties.

1) BIGmammajamma versus BADmammajamma


"Remember when you posted part of my email in your thread that was titled, in part, Death to Gilmore Yeats? Yeah, you called me BIGmammajamma instead of BADmammajamma. I'll admit, I have a big ass, but damn Gigi. I thought I meant more to you than that. Tiny little tear..."

So, for the record and going forward, Badmammajamma shall prevail.

2) April 11, 2006 - Unintended Perjury

From yesterday's post: "Anyhow, I'll be back to NYC this afternoon and I plan to have something up by 4 or 5 p.m. I'll tell you about DC and how the restaurants suck and Maryland Crab soup is not good and how I despise people smoking while I eat and about the retro Ethiopian Whorehouse decor in my hotel room and, and, and..."

So, I actually did intend to update yesterday, but my shitty DELL computer (which has been no less than a piece of shit since Day 1 - never buy one) would not allow me to access ANY blogs or my sign-in site. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever experienced, which should indeed indicate to you the level of my neuroses. I could get on email, I could check my tracking, but I could not get on Blogger. I'll be buying a new computer within a week probably (Oh, oh, oh - and since I'm broke, it will probably be a DELL, because they have a corner on the market due to their justified cheapness. Bastards! Now that is the ultimate in disgust).

Anyway, that's why I didn't update. Now that I'm at the office, I'll do so intermittently during the day. Promise.

3 comments:

bufflo said...

You should get a Mac. In fact, I already had you pinned down as a Mac user. But clearly, that was just wishful thinking -- maybe I hold you in too high esteem? Hmm I think I just answered my own question. This is a sad day. I'm gonna go get drunk now.

Gigi said...

I know, I know - I should have a Mac, and I would have a Mac if I didn't blow all my money on snob food, vacations and alcohol.

This is indeed a sad day...

badmammajamma said...

Wait. Don't let hope die just yet. Visit this most hilarious website and your sad day shall be redeemed.

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/

This is some of the funniest shite I've seen in a while. Present company excluded. My first paragraph sounded like a fortune cookie. Peace out!