Exhibit A. Take a gander at this curious note my roommate left on the counter yesterday:
@ Carolyn's tonight b/c she's leaving tomorrow morning.
You around tom night? Drink? Dinner?
I will email or IM you tomorrow.
When you leaving for the West Coast?
There are 2 likely explanations and 1 completely unlikely explanation for this other-worldly phenomenon.
1). He knows that I plan to move out in July and is trying to charm me into staying so he won't have to deal with finding another roommate who he will also ultimately drive crazy.
2). This is the second weekend his girlfriend has been out of town and he is realizing that, "Hey! I have no friends!"
1). He realized what a benevolent human being I am, and what a miserable one he is. He would like to make an amends before the reckoning.
Which do you think it is? I'm thinkin' option 2 in the "likely" section. Either that or the apocalypse is upon us, my friends.