Today's paradox is brought to you by the mute turtle lady who works in the office next door to me. I've had the pleasure of running into her twice in the bathroom. Each time I did, I said 'hi' or otherwise greeted her, and she just stood there staring at me.
As the whole saying goes, she who looks and walks like a turtle is a turtle, right? I'd say that this whole non-speaking thing is an additional turtle-like tendency, which is not to be overlooked.
So anyway, here's the paradox:
If you look and walk like a turtle, and can not talk, you can't get a job unless you own the company. But if you are a turtle, how can you own a company?
And that concludes today's paradox.