Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Subway Ridin' 'Rithmetic: A Proposal

Remember when one of those forward-thinking airlines proposed that people with two asses should pay for two seats? Well, I'd like to propose the same thing to the New York City MTA. Either that, or I'd like to request that the guy who placed his right ass on my lap this morning perhaps consider standing from now on?

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