Tuesday, July 11, 2006

I'm a Gimmick Whore

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We here at Life Regurgitated love boobs. Yayyy Boobs.

I didn't think the day would come that I'd say it, but it's so true: I whore out, I mean break, for gimmicks.

I realized the validity of this claim when I was planning out this coming Saturday afternoon. Saturday will consist of eating at the now-famous, S'mac (Gimmick: Macaroni and Cheese variations only), followed by dessert at my all-time fave, Rice to Riches (Gimmick: Rice pudding variations only).

This strenuous planning session took place as I was dutifully checking I Hate You, New Guy Who Sits Next to Me* (Gimmick: Girl hates new guy who sits by her. Documents his every annoying move), and realizing that there's a delicious new gimmicky blog on the radar, Not Chosen, Just Posin' (Gimmick: Non-Jewish Guy/Girl just got job at Jewish Magazine. They think he/she is Jewish. He/She is not).

All of this leads me to the above-stated conclusion (I'm a whore) as well as the realization that I need a gimmick. How else am I going to survive in this bloggy-blog world? (Oh God, I can't believe I just said that. I realize that I just lost a few readers).

Decent writing about a mediocre world just doesn't cut it any more. I'll have to start posting pictures of my boobs. We here at Life Regurgitated love boobs. Sigh.


*Did the hated new guy quit or what?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your posts are great, but I wouldn't turn down an offer to show your boobs.

Larry said...

Studies show that pictures of breasts, especially those of the author, actually have a 125% chance of spiking a given blog's traffic.

I'd go for it.

A Concerned Fan said...

How about Man-boobs? Can Wilford show his?

You're a dirty link whore!

Chris said...

Is it me, or is Not Chosen, Just Posin' the most talked-about blog with two postings ever?

Jaime said...

I'm loving NCJP, but I agree - he really needs to get another post up if we're all going to keep linking to him.

Gigi said...

Larry and Anonymous: Life Regurgitated vows to show more boobies. Stay tuned.

A Concerned Fan: Shit, linking is one of my new gimmicks. (Well, that and showing my boobs, of course). How else am I going to get a hefty 50 hits/day?

Chris: I agree. I slave over a hot blogger everyday and that bastard has gotten more attention than me.

Jaime: Just checked, there are 3 posts up now. I say we bombard him/her for some more juice!

However, I don't know how long ago these comments were left. My email isn't contacting me the very second one is left like it used to. Death to Gmail!