Friday, September 08, 2006

Get to the Point, Yo.

The other night I was out with my friend who works for a certain rapper's clothing company. Hint: It's Nelly's. She was excited because a bunch of the young, rich, single owners of other clothing companies were going to be out with us. After several shots of Patron, we got to talking to some guy who was even drunker than us.

He was stuttering something along the lines of:

“I-I-I-I am goin-going-going-to-to-ba-de-ba-de-ba-de the-the-the Hamptons….”

I couldn’t handle it anymore, so I looked at him and asked him if he could, please, “spit it the fuck out already, will ya?”

That’s when my friend gave me an elbow jab to the side and informed me through her teeth that “He has a stutter!”

I'm going to go ahead and classify this one as:

“Things that you should have told me before I took ten shots of tequila, for 100, please.”



Cherokee said...


Amanda Waas said...

Don't feel too bad. Last night, I was at a bar and so drunk that I thought it would be okay to take pictures of the random midget who decided to go bar hopping. When his friends yelled at me, all I could do was run away. Basically, I'm a horrible person.

team gingerbread said...

I almost raged on a special needs person in line at KFC because he was taking forever.

I forgot that I was toonie tuesday (you get a combo for $2) so the line was crazy long and I had already committed to that line and I refused to switch

Ben said...

Um, I'm not sure how to put this nicely, so I'm just going to 'spit it the fuck out already...'

You really needed to be told that the guy had a stuttering problem after he said, "I-I-I-I am goin-going-going-to-to-ba-de-ba-de- ba-de the-the-the Hamptons…."

Maybe the real jeapordy category is "I'll take grasping the obvious for $100, Alex."

I'll give you a pass since you were clearly drunk. Don't try to pawn this one off on your friend though.

Gigi said...

Ben - Them is fighting words. We're gonna have to take this outside...