- It weighs 600 pounds
- It's width/height are equivalent to a yellow/white pages combo, although its storage space pales in comparison
- Norton Antivirus: Go Away!
- The newest, "hi-tech" accompanying software is a MS Office 2000 c.d.
- "And here's this little card you put in the side if you want to go wireless"
A 1953 PC that you purchased for the bargain price of $2000 when the baby boom was at its prime--sucker--is not still worth, ummm, $2,000. Please resist all further sales pitches in my presence.