I have no idea why this is, but I have a few guesses:
-I'm pregnant (with quadruplets)
-I eat 4 day-old salmon that has developed, amongst other things, boob growth hormones.
-God is smiling down upon me for all of my benevolent contributions to society
-Good karma for the same
-Someone has a stellar reverse voodoo doll with which they are bringing much joy to my life
-I eat like a damn pig and all the weight is going to my boobs and ass (us quarter Puerto Ricans just got it like that)
-Evolution. Darwin and good ol' Mother Nature want me to attract more mates; have more sex; produce many Gigi-like offspring
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as one of the 'sacrifical lambs' I vote for Evolution ;-)
pregnant...could it be?
C.
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