Friday, March 09, 2007

Vindicated

My boss just referred to herself as "old and soggy."

Other things that are old and soggy:
-Astronaut Lisa Nowak's diaper after 900 miles on the open road.
-James Brown's unburied body after almost 80 days of being preserved in a "climate controlled" room
-The monkey brains that the Vietnamese consider a delicacy

Just Old:
-Dave walking in front of me in public, despite me asking him not to on several ocassions
-Dave not saying bye when he signs off IM, despite me asking him to do so on several ocassions
-Dave not having told his bestfriend that we're dating yet, despite me asking him to do so on several ocassions

-Dave's excuses for all of the above

Just Soggy:
-The socks that I took off yesterday morning after not changing them for two days
-The piece of toilet paper that I use to wipe Paulo C.'s cousin's piss off the toilet seat
-The umbrella that someone left by my office door for me to steal

3 comments:

Ben said...

I think I've been reading your blog for almost a year now, and to the best of my knowledge, you've been dating Dave the whole time.

Forces of habit are what they are. I can see how he might walk in front of you. I can see why he might sign off of AIM with no regard for saying he is about to do so. Keeping your best friend out of the love loop? I thought protocol was 2 months. If you're still around after that, he's obligated to inform the best friend.

They say Bros before Hoes, but if you last more than a few weeks, it's officially not a booty call. Shit, you guys would almost be common law if you lived together. Kick him in the nuts--tell him it's from Ben, not you.

Gigi said...

Hey Ben,

Thanks for your comment. I was hoping you'd chime in. I agree with you on all fronts. Dave and I discuss athe situation every time we talk. It was never a malicious act, but at this point it seems like one nevertheless. He ultimately waited too long and now it's ridiculously prolonged. It's going to be akward since his friend will know he's been lying to him since over a year ago when he saw us out together. Of course, it's not going to be any better if he waits another two or three months.

At this point, he simply has no balls. If he did, I'd totally kick them on your behalf. Thanks again, Ben!

Chad said...

Hey, hey, hey! So much hostility!


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