Saturday, December 15, 2007

MY SISTER [AND I] IS [ARE] SO COOL...


Back in the day when I had tons of free time and worked only part time bar jobs, I used to make mosaic and mixed media wall hangings/furniture. My sister started doing the same shortly after me and now she's pretty much doing it professionally (and way better than I ever did). Seeing as how she's one of those people who is just learning how to use email (Bonus: she uses it to send her boss naked pictures!) and the Internet (Bonus: She's a stalker who was more than pleasantly surprised with the power that is Google Maps!) -- she obviously didn't think to put up a website. I mean, why would she? It's not like anyone shops on the internet, right? Freak.

The Skeeze and I (err, mostly the Skeeze with my "artistic direction") have built a website for my sister's art. Truth be told; half the shit on there is mine (because I'm not one to not take credit any chance I can get), but my sister's trying to start up a business, so we'll call it hers. She's perfectly capable of recreating everything up there anyway. All of that said, check it out. There are some major grammatical errors and what not, but all of the copy is bullshit anyway. Buy something from her. Her email addy's in the contact. Order something today and she can probably get it to you in time for Christmas. Seriously. It's not like you've got something better planned. Tell her I sent ya...


3 comments:

Phillip McCracken said...

those wall hanging are actually really cool, i wish i had my own house to put one in.

BTW how come there were no naked pictures of your sister over on the website, im not her boss, but jez, with talk of naked pictures, there should actually BE naked pictures... man i feel so ripped off.

but seriously, those things are really cool, i hope she sells alot of them and because u helped get her started, buys you a nice house somewhere just outside NYC....id suggest not long island LOL

Gigi said...

Thanks Phillip! Have Andrea on the phone right now, so that's from her :)

frank said...

Hi, I came across your site and wasn’t able to get an email address to contact you about some broken links on your site. Please email me back and I would be happy to point them out to you.

Thanks!

Frank
frank641w@gmail.com