tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18817002.post114901186432363711..comments2023-05-27T03:13:01.309-07:00Comments on Life Regurgitated for your Chewing Pleasure: My Recent Acquisition of Acute Post Traumatic Stress DisorderGigihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11114334667928656839noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18817002.post-1149111621647064402006-05-31T14:40:00.000-07:002006-05-31T14:40:00.000-07:00Drama queen! I say, take a dump in the middle of ...Drama queen! I say, take a dump in the middle of his bed. It gets the job done without all the mindless subterfuge. Just do it.Nothinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07984821482460555307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18817002.post-1149076780045217262006-05-31T04:59:00.000-07:002006-05-31T04:59:00.000-07:00Stick with me, kid. We'll go far.Stick with me, kid. We'll go far.Benhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03930891817475864085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18817002.post-1149020068357682982006-05-30T13:14:00.000-07:002006-05-30T13:14:00.000-07:00Why didn't I get your comment yesterday, Ben? I wo...Why didn't I get your comment yesterday, Ben? I would have definitely brushed my ass with my ex-roomie's toothbrush! I love every bit of the artistic expression involved in that lewd act. Well done, my friend.Gigihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11114334667928656839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18817002.post-1149017600502229952006-05-30T12:33:00.000-07:002006-05-30T12:33:00.000-07:00You definitely need to get your own place. Nothin...You definitely need to get your own place. Nothing will erase PTSD faster than having your own place and know you can do whatever you goddamn well please, and if company doesnt like it, they can get the fuck out.<BR/><BR/>You're a much kinder roommate than I was. I've had roomies that I'm still best friends with, and others that I loathed. When I moved out, I wasnt above hiding random mousetraps in hard to see locations that I knew they'd have to reach into (i.e., cupboards above eye level).<BR/><BR/>I think the worst thing I ever did prior to moving out was with a guy that I really wished the worst upon.<BR/><BR/>I scrubbed my asshole clean with his toothbrush. A Small price to pay for the smiting of one's enemies. I even got to watch him use it before I got out. Ohhh the sweet satisfaction.<BR/><BR/>Unfortunately, I'm a little more mature these days...but I still reflect fondly on it...Benhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03930891817475864085noreply@blogger.com